1. consider this your official invitation to a relaxing evening of group sex
2. dirty jobs and animal planet fought over the rights to the documentary on your sexual habits
3. do you have to buy your underwear a size bigger because of your jungle

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1. don't think of me as a pervert just think of me as a sexual innovator
2. don't you hate it when your thighs tell each other to get out of the way
3. i just wanted to let you know that you love sex while you are sleeping
4. i just watched our sex tape let's not make another one
5. i know you hate that i am a two minute man but take it as a compliment

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